Hi, Here's one for you, Snap!!!!! Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom; the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!"
"IMPOSSIBLE !" said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt ! ! ! ! ! !!
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Yee Haw! Not only can you park your broom...the lot is FULL!!! Just made my day! :)
ReplyDeleteHa!Ha! There are days I could use this sign for my front door! Too cute.
ReplyDeletehehehe Cute!
ReplyDeleteDarn! Now I'll have to keep flying until I find another spot.
ReplyDeleteLOL really nice!
ReplyDeleteLéia
Janet sure made me laugh at her comment.
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteI have my witches broom on my front porch! Now I think I need to come up with a spell to get some house buyers..lol
Hi, Here's one for you, Snap!!!!! Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
ReplyDeleteOne broom was, of course, the bride broom; the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!"
"IMPOSSIBLE !" said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt ! ! ! ! ! !!
"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER !"
Ha Ha
Hugs,
Betsy
Damn! Why is there never any parking when I show up?
ReplyDeleteI knew I should have valeted :)
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