The candles are lit.
(From BHG.com)
The witch is busy cooking up something defrightfully good.
And, Snoopy has decided he had so much fun last year
he's back for another year.
He's all ready to look into the future and
he invited a few of his friends to join him.
The only catch -- they had to bring Halloween jokes for you!
The witch is busy cooking up something defrightfully good.
And, Snoopy has decided he had so much fun last year
he's back for another year.
He's all ready to look into the future and
he invited a few of his friends to join him.
The only catch -- they had to bring Halloween jokes for you!
Here's Snoopy with his crystal ball and tarot cards.
It wouldn't be fair if he didn't bring a joke, too.
"What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?"
"He is mist."
This is Jack The Jester.
He'll do tricks and tell a few jokes.
"What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?"
"A boo-tie."
"Where do vampire children eat their lunch?"
"At the school casketeria."
Ms. Abracadabra is all dressed up and plans on doing
a few magic tricks. Until then -- a joke?!!
"Why did the skeleton cross the road?"
"To go to the body shop."
"How do ghosts take their coffee?"
"With scream and sugar."
Merlin the Magician is happy to join us.
"Where do goblins get their lottery tickets?"
"At the ghastly station."
And, last but not least (!!!)
"Why don't ghosts like to play sports?"
"Because they get booed."
Here's hoping you have a wonderfully delightful day
and
Happy Halloween!!!
"Where do goblins get their lottery tickets?"
"At the ghastly station."
And, last but not least (!!!)
"Why don't ghosts like to play sports?"
"Because they get booed."
Here's hoping you have a wonderfully delightful day
and
Happy Halloween!!!
Cute post, Snap.... Those little jokes are just so cute... AND I love your 'characters'.... Ms. Abracadabra is just so pretty.. AND I love Jack the Jester and of course, Snoopy... Too Cute!!!
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Hugs,
Betsy
this is such a fun post! i live in italy and halloween is far more low-key here...
ReplyDeleteWhat fun! We started decorating the house two weeks ago and keep adding little things. This week it was a cauldron full of skulls and eyeballs (from the dollar store). If I'm not careful I will end up with more Halloween decorations than Christmas decorations. Riley is going to love these jokes! Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteI just woke up my husband in the other room from my 'cackling' at these great one-liners! Snoopy's are always the best this time of year.
ReplyDeleteThanks for all the fun today.
xxxx
Ooooh I love it hon!!! Wonderful ctitter twist for the party!! I loooved all your witchy critters..but you knew I would!! come by mine for a visit!!! Whoo hoo ~
ReplyDeleteHappy Critter Halloween, Sarah
Cute!
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloween!
Love the jokes! Such a fun post and party. Thanks for inviting me.
ReplyDeleteFun Halloween Silliness, Sweet Snap!
ReplyDeleteFUNNNEEEE!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA!
Too cute, who doesnt love a good belly laugh for halloween?
YAY!Happy Spooky Day!
XOXOXOXOX
Hello! Happy Halloween! Wonderful Party post!
ReplyDeleteAwesome photos, my favorite is the witch :-)
ReplyDeletelove all the corny jokes and cutie pics :D
ReplyDeletegreat post, hope you have a wonderful Halloween!!!!!
ReplyDeletelove that witch's silhouette!
ReplyDeleteCute post and photos. The jokes are cute too. Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteFun holiday critter post! I've shared Birds from my Rainy Day walk this week.
ReplyDeleteHugs and blessings,
Cute stuff. Have a fun and safe Halloween!
ReplyDeleteMuwahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeletehee hee I love the jokes, i'll have to remember those! Thank you for a hauntingly good party!
I'm visiting from Beyond to celebrate the spookiest Halloween blog party ever! I hope you are having a fang-tastic time today! You are cordially invited to share in the celebration at my party HERE. I do hope you'll stop by!
Have a spook-tacular day!
Doing the party round, Great bears Happy Halloween :-)
ReplyDeletelove the animal halloweeners. Linda, do drop by
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very cute......nice idea!
ReplyDeletebtw, this is my first time joining this meme.....here is my entry
http://www.gregdemcydias.com/2009/10/camera-critters-squirrel.html
Fun! Fun! Fun! Thanks so much for the smiles! Happy Halloween & Fete!
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heeeeeeeeeeehehehehe wonderful!!!!
ReplyDeletemy favourite: he is mist. :D :D :D :D
I'll never look at the Body Shop the same way again and I need to get some shampoo there soon.....
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What spellbinding little guests you have in here! Thank you for your hospitality! Please come visit at my party for more treats....if you haven't flown in already!
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloween Party to you! :)
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What an adorable group of little trickster you have there! Do stop by and party with Alice and Dead Bob, if you dare! **kisskiss** Deborah
ReplyDeleteHa ha! It looks like a fun party!
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed my visit! <{:O)
ReplyDeleteBe Enchanted!
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Cute jokes, and love that cut out witchy! Pop over to my place to solve a mystery! Happy Halloweeen! Take care, Martha
ReplyDeleteSo wonderful, Snap! Love the little animals and Tarot cards. I think I have that same set! (good for plotting. Books, that is.) Have a wonderful party and weekend, dear Snap. hugs, B
ReplyDeleteP.S.--OMG, I love your little kitty widget!! I want one!! :p)
ReplyDeleteYou're a girl after my own heart. I much prefer making Halloween cute than sinister. I love those jokes too, I have to save them up for my nephew, he'll love these.
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloween!
Karen
Oh I'm so happy Snoopy was here! I just luv that beagle;)
ReplyDeleteOh yay, more bear posts! I loved it, so cute!
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloween, Kelly
Have a happy Halloween and a magical weekend! Twyla
ReplyDeleteHi, Great Halloween post! Happy Halloween to you!
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloween to you!
Love the jokes! I have that same Snoopy :) LOL
ReplyDeleteI would love for you hop on your broom and fly over for a visit if you haven't already :) My party is here
Cheers!
Kristen
What fun!
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloween!!!
Boooooooooo
Thanks for the invite, I've had a lot of fun here at your party. Happy halloween!
ReplyDeleteI love your Halloween critters, they are just adorable, and your jokes are perfect for sharing with my girl.
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What a great halloewen party! And that second photo down gave me the chills!!
ReplyDelete...now..off to mingle before heading back to the Manor to tend to my own guests that are now eating a feast of a breakfast! :)
What a lovely black witch and the teddies are sooo cute!
ReplyDeleteHappy Hauntings and a Happy Halloween Too!!!
A Witch called Annabelle >^..^<
Snoopy and the critters are just adorable!!! I love them and their funnies!!
ReplyDeleteBwuahahahaaaaaaaa ~ thank you for being a delightful part of the festivities!!
FINALLY fell asleep at someone's party last night...so back to make rounds again today...
ReplyDeleteThank you for the invitation...so glad you left the decorations up for me!
Please stop by and see my creative offerings for the party...they're still up, too!
http://juliesopenwindow.blogspot.com
Fun pictures, the bears are really cute!
ReplyDeleteSuch a fun post.. love it.. Thank you for cheering me up..
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloween and have a great week..
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Loved the jokes!! Perfect for Halloween!! Just flew by to visit your party. Thanks for keeping the candles lit for me.
ReplyDeleteStop by mine
Hugs
SueAnn
wow..this is so much fun...i love the story of every critters...and the jokes
ReplyDeletemine is here:
http://placesihavebeen21.blogspot.com/2009/10/camera-critters-1.html
What sweet and fun Halloween Bears! Thank you for such a lovely party...Happy Halloween!!
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What a collection of critters, Happy Halloween to you too!
ReplyDeleteI missed your party last Saturday but I'm glad I was able to pop in today - you have some totally adorable Halloween guests!!
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