The candles are lit.

The witch is busy cooking up something defrightfully good.
And, Snoopy has decided he had so much fun last year
he's back for another year.
He's all ready to look into the future and
he invited a few of his friends to join him.
The only catch -- they had to bring Halloween jokes for you!
Here's Snoopy with his crystal ball and tarot cards.
It wouldn't be fair if he didn't bring a joke, too.
"What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?"
"He is mist."
This is Jack The Jester.
He'll do tricks and tell a few jokes.
"What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?"
"A boo-tie."
"Where do vampire children eat their lunch?"
"At the school casketeria."
Ms. Abracadabra is all dressed up and plans on doing
a few magic tricks. Until then -- a joke?!!
"Why did the skeleton cross the road?"
"To go to the body shop."
"How do ghosts take their coffee?"
"With scream and sugar."
Merlin the Magician is happy to join us.
"Where do goblins get their lottery tickets?"
"At the ghastly station."
And, last but not least (!!!)
"Why don't ghosts like to play sports?"
"Because they get booed."
Here's hoping you have a wonderfully delightful day
and
Happy Halloween!!!
"Where do goblins get their lottery tickets?"
"At the ghastly station."
And, last but not least (!!!)
"Why don't ghosts like to play sports?"
"Because they get booed."
Here's hoping you have a wonderfully delightful day
and
Happy Halloween!!!